The Albion Tales

"Property Is Theft"
"Health, Wealth & Happiness"

Two strangers flirt in a bar but one gets more than she expected. ▼ A pair of con-artists attempt the perfect scam on an estate agent. ▲ A mugging victim turns the tables on her attacker. ▼ Three lost souls, one twisted city.

Initially released as separate stand-alone films, The Albion Tales is now compiled in an anthology with additional material revealing how our stories connect.

Three Films - One Anthology

Three unconventional women navigate three dilemmas in one dark, mythical city.

Three Lost Souls

One Twisted City

Cast & Crew

MyAnna Buring

Nikki - Health, Wealth & Happiness

Award winning star of Kill List, The Descent, Twilight: Breaking Dawn and Ripper Street. (Photo © David Edwards)

Daniel Caltagirone

David - Misdirection

Star of Medici: Masters Of Florence, Britannia, Eliminators, Smoking Guns, Dough and The Beach, is known for the Oscar winning The Pianist. (Photo © Magnus Hastings)

Lucy Cudden

Steph - Misdirection

Star of Collider, Pulp, Chemical Wedding and Judas Ghost for which she was nominated best actress. (Photo © Faye Thomas)

Bally Gill

Ant - Property Is Theft

Seen in the BBC's BAFTA nominated NW, Bally starred in several RSC seasons. (Photo © Steve Lawton)

Alex Hassell

Des - Health, Wealth & Happiness

Star of The Miniaturist, George Clooney's Suburbicon and The Isle. Netflix's The Boys. Alongside his RSC roles, he's starred in Two Down and Anonymous.(Photo © Joupin Ghamsari)

Lisa Kerr

Suz - Property Is Theft

Recently seen on the London stage in Lion Boy (Tricycle Theatre); Cinderella (St James Theatre); Our Country’s Good (St James Theatre); Top Girls (Trafalgar Studios). Lisa also starred in horror feature The Unfolding. (Photo © Michael Wharley)

Olivia Poulet

Alice - Property Is Theft

Recently seen alongside David Tennant and Elisabeth Moss in Mad To Be Normal, Olivia is known for starring roles in The Thick Of It and In The Loop. Her writing topped the Brit List in 2016 with Bride Or Groom.

Behind The Camera

Nic Alderton

Writer, Director

Nic wrote/directed The Deadfall & Shadow Boxer. He's attached to a comedy horror with Gatehouse Entertainment and developing several feature projects of his own.

Laurence Blyth

Director Of Photography

Award-winning DoP Laurence recently shot and produced The Mechanism Of Suspended Time and has worked with Nic on many projects.

Lucy Cudden


Lucy took a co-production role on the Albion Tales after producing the web comedy Porn Again. Alongside her acting work she is developing several feature projects. (Photo © Ross Ferguson)

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